ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
