I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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