So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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