Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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