just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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