jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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