I want to walk on stilts...naked
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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