I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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