I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize