home. puking in laundry basket.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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