My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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