Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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