Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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