you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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