Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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How external is "for external use only"?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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