Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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