There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There r osticjed everywhere
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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