While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Randomize
