talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm always down for nudity.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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