Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he was CRYING into my vagina
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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