Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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