Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i came on her dog
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize