true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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