Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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