Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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