Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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