Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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