Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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