THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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