Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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