But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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