I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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