Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
why is half of my head shaved?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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