If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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