Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
