Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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