what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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