glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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