just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I have post one night stand depression
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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