u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
