8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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