the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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