you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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