Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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