Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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