theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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