Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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