just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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