did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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