Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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