That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
