Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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