We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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