I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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