If that was your dad, he is hot
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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